The Best of Bizarro
Discover the weirdest and wildest reads with The Best of Bizarro – a curated list of mind-bending, outrageous, and unforgettable bizarro books for fans of the bizarre!


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Fishy-fleshed
by Carlton Mellick
Fishy-fleshed is an illustrated collection of thought-logs from a child-like man living in the cartoonish future world of Ocean City, so technologically advanced that everyone …


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Discouraging at Best
by John Edward Lawson
Already known for his works of speculative fiction, Lawson uses five interlinked tales to paint a panorama of apathy, greed, and manipulation. For those who …


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The Troublesome Amputee
by John Edward Lawson
"I'm a big fan . . . and this is by far his best poetry collection to date. It's sometimes hilariously funny, sometimes deadly serious, …




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The Bizarro Starter Kit
by Carlton Mellick
Features short novels and story collections by ten of the leading authors in the bizarro genre.

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Extinction Journals
by Jeremy Robert Johnson
"You can survive a nuclear blast. All you need is some luck, and maybe a customized business suit coated in cockroaches. It could work. At …
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The Greatest Fucking Moment in Sports
by Kevin L. Donihe
Oscar Legbo is the 7-time winner of the Tour de Saucisse-Dommages, but lately he's been under stress. Having survived the Ebola virus and witnessed the …

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Not Quite One of the Boys
by Vincent W. Sakowski
One character dies, one is left for dead, and the third is kidnapped. And that's just the first chapter of this dark comedy. Sit back …
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Razor Wire Pubic Hair
by Carlton Mellick, III
The surreal tale of a multi-gendered screwing toy purchased by a razor dominatrix and brought into her nightmarish world of bizarre sex and mutilation.

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The Haunted Vagina
by Carlton Mellick
Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about …





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Spider Pie
by Alyssa Sturgill
Recipe for Spider Pie: blend 2 cups of dark humor with a healthy dash of oddity, add a pinch of ground freak's ear and 2 …
