Cruisin' On Desperation
The members of the Oh-Lawd-Why-Am-I-Still-Single church have gathered again to complain about the slim pickings in the little town of Pelzer, South Carolina - and this time, they really have something to gripe about. Turns out that newcomer Birdie Tweet's new beau, Lyon Lipps, is a con artist who has seduced every member of their group - and it's time for a little payback. The girls decide to go on a cruise, and trick Lyon into going too, enlisting the help of Pelzer's resident destructo-vamp, Ima Hellraiser...