Once a Mistress
I, George Ramsey, fifteenth Marquess of Templeston, charge my son and heir, Andrew Ramsey, with the support and responsibility for my beloved mistresses, and any children born of their bodies. As discretion is the mark of a true gentleman, I shall not give name to the ladies -- instead they will be known by a gold-and-diamond locket engraved with my seal and containing my likeness...